i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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