Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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