No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
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