But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
