when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
These tits shall not be calmed
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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