I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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