we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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