walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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