I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I think your dad took our porno
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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