You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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