Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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