On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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