All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You were trust falling into bushes
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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