Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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