Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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