watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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