He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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