That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i think my mom watched the whole time
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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