Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Randomize