hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You can't just leave with hair like that
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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