I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize