if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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