i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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