this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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