what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
we're making bets on your personal life
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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