I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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