So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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