Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
