I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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