med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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