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(519): View more from Ontario

Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.

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(925): View more from California

so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious

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(662): View more from Mississippi

So I fucked that hot french guy last night

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You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe

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(913): View more from Kansas

the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night

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(856): View more from New Jersey

my self respect just called, its having a good time without me

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(939): View more from Puerto Rico

After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep

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(719): View more from Colorado

I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision

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