I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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