Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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