so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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