Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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