It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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