No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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