At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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