i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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