Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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