he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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