You're completely useless in the revolution.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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