She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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