Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He's on the porch naked. Help.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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