You smell like stripper and shame
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Randomize
