North Korea, Best Korea!
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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