the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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