you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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