yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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