hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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