That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
my sisters under your porch take her home
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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