How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
My bed smells like the plague
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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