I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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