He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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