People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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