You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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