Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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