dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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