He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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