you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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