So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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