i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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