I hate all girls vehemently.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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